THE BIG PRESENT
When my
grand-father was young, he was a very cheerful person and he loved to meet his
friends and make jokes with people. He was always doing silly things like
putting cigarettes into the mouth of his neighbors’ donkey, going fishing with
his friends…
One day, he
was in Banyoles with one of his friends, called Maria. It was the girl’s
bithday, so she said:
-
Joan, you should give me presents,
because it’s my bithday and I’m a very good person.
-
No problem –said Joan-. Today I’m
going to give you lots of presents, but now I have to go and prepare them.
Maria was so
happy! While Joan was preparing the surprise, she went to visit one her
neighbors.
Joan took a
lot things like sweets, lollipops, fruits… and he decided to wrap up all of
them with newspaper sheets and then, he hid them in different places like the
path that goes to my grandfather’s house or under the trees.
After that,
he explained to Maria that he had prepared a little gymkhana of presents and
she was very happy.
Then Maria
started to unwrap all the different presents and she was so happy because she
loved all the things that Joan had wraped before.
Suddenly, she
had a very big surprise, when she saw the last present because it was very big
and she thought: that present will be spectacular!
Finally, she
opened it ant it was… it was… it was a cow shit! Maria got very angry with him
while Joan was laughing a lot.